Do you ever just go on a tear when you’re shopping, whether it be at the mall or at the grocery store, and you start buying things you don’t need, but at that instant, you’re convinced life would be so much better if you bought it? Well, this happens to me quite often and especially when I’m at the grocery store (cough, cough, Trader Joe’s). I see things that look interesting and if they’re reasonably priced, I convince myself that I must buy them. And then I come home, unload my bags and stare at my new products with delight, envisioning what I can make with them.
The hands on the clock go flying around and the pages on the calendar turn…(do you like the drama?)

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About a few months go by and my excitement for the new products dwindles. For whatever reason, these products get pushed to the back of the fridge and the cupboard (to make room for more new products) and the expiration dates that seemed to be light years away, are now just around the corner. All of the sudden, it becomes a do or die situation – meaning I either eat the food or I dump it. Sound familiar?
The other day, I was faced with the aforementioned situation (no, not that ‘Situation’. Just a regular situation). I looked in my fridge and I saw that I had a package of Trader Joe’s Organic 3-Grain Tempeh that expired was about to expire and a bag of Shirataki fettuccine noodles that had about a week of life left. I knew I wanted to have some sort of pasta dish (I guess I really had no choice) and wanted the tempeh to accompany it (again, I wasn’t left with much of a choice). But they really don’t go together and the thought of combining them didn’t sound too appetizing. And then it hit me! The light bulb went off. I started rummaging online for some tips and in a short time, dinner was served!

Meatless Meatballs and Fake Fettuccine
Inspired by Soap and Chocolate
For the meatballs (makes 12 meatballs):
- 1 8 oz. package of tempeh (I used Trader Joe’s Organic 3-Grain Tempeh)
- 1 TBSP of grated parmesan cheese
- 2 TBSP of ground flax in 3 TBSP of water (I used Trader Joe’s Golden Roasted Flax Seed, ground)
- 1 1/2 TBSP of pesto (I used Classico brand, but your own homemade version would be even better)
- 7 oz. can of mushrooms, chopped (yeah, I’m not sure why I had these in my kitchen, but they’re gone now!)
- 1/4 cup of onion, minced
- few shakes of garlic powder
- few shakes of dried oregano
- few shakes of dried basil
- few shakes of dried parsley
- s&p

1) Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
2) In a small cup, add your flax to your water and let it sit for about five minutes.

3) Crumble your block of tempeh into a small bowl. I steamed mine for about 6 minutes on each side in the microwave to soften before crumbling.



4) When your tempeh is the consistency of chunky rice, add your parmesan cheese and flax mixture. Give it a little mix. Then add your mushrooms, onions, pesto and seasonings. Mix everything around until it all gets sticky.


5) On a foil lined rimmed baking sheet covered with cooking spray, shape the tempeh mixture into about 12 balls.

6) Bake for about 15 – 20 minutes, until beginning to brown.

For the fettuccine:
- 1 8 oz. bag of Shirataki fettuccine noodles
- 1 TSP of pesto
- few shakes of parmesan cheese
1) In a colander, wash your Shirataki noodles thoroughly (rinse for a few minutes). If you can still smell them, keep rinsing!

2) Microwave the noodles in a bowl for about 1 minute. Drain the water from the bowl. Microwave for another minute or so. If the noodles are still wet, microwave again or pat dry with some paper towels. You want dry noodles.
3) Once dry and hot, add the pesto. Stir until the pesto is well-blended into the noodles.
4) Serve with a few of the ‘meatballs’. Top with parmesan cheese and eat!


WOW! These meatballs weren’t missing the meat (TWSS…it’s been awhile!) and neither was I (tee hee). The distinct tempeh flavor that most know and not everyone is a fan of, totally disappeared in this recipe. With the parmesan cheese, onions, mushrooms, pesto and seasonings, these meatballs tasted just like traditional meatballs. The only thing that was a tad different was the consistency. I think the initial steaming of the tempeh made the ‘meat’ in the meatballs too wet and adding the canned mushrooms contributed to the wetness. Thus, the meatballs crumbled a little too easily. Next time, I am going to add more flax, use fresh mushrooms and not steam the tempeh. Hopefully, the meatballs will hold their shape better. However, the taste of this recipe more than made up for the crumbliness (a word?). In addition, eating these meatless wonders with my ‘not-so’ noodles, made me think I was having a real Italian-inspired meal. I would have never guessed in a million years that I was really eating soybeans in cake-like form along with more soybeans combined with some yam flour. HA!

So, I’m still not sure why I decided to wait so long to use these grocery goodies. It’s not that I all of the sudden have a change in heart and in taste buds. I just seem to forget that I bought these foods. Not good. I guess the lesson here is to be happy with what you have (or at least make use of what you have) before deciding that you need more. This is a lesson that doesn’t have an expiration date and is something I going to try my hardest to keep fresh in my mind.
Have you ever had your ‘15 minutes’ of fame? If so, what was it? My sister and I were in the play, The King and I, with Yul Brynner when we were eight years old. That was my 15 minutes. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Namasté,
Nicole










































































































Hi, I'm Nicole and welcome to Healthy Chow. My last name is Chow and this is my journey to living a life that is healthy and well-balanced. That being said, I thought Healthy Chow would be an appropriate name for my blog! I love to eat, I'm growing my love to cook and I'm in love with family, yoga and creating my own jewelry. This blog was started as a way to remind myself (and the world) that there isn't just one definition of healthy. We each just need to find our own meaning. Please join me as I find mine.
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